Ugh, Mother Jones

Why have you sucked so FUCKING MUCH recently?

I don’t care that Rick Perry ate a corn dog (LOLOLZORZ IT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE A DICK). Then there was this, which I shouldn’t have to point out as a SHITTY YUCKY PIECE OF WRITING but somehow I do, and then there was the time one of your dumb columnists printed a dumb thing about trap-neuter-return.

I want to like you, Mother Jones, but it’s just that you suck so terribly and so frequently that I just can’t.